0048: "I can empty the store in three minutes and twenty seconds. If you want me to."

[rewritethepast]

[Serious post sometime in the near future, hopefully.]

	The Twelve Days of Christmas for rewritethepast:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	abelli_yahoo		A faux fur fedora
2nd	butterfleoge		Your sister’s stolen diary
3rd	abelli_yahoo		A wardrobe containing the whole of Narnia
4th	amethyst_water		A book of all of the swear words in every language
5th	whirlingstorm06		Some gloves that they stole from a homeless person
6th	butterfleoge		Hooker boots
7th	whirlingstorm06		A love potion for trolls
8th	amethyst_water		Some gloves that they stole from a homeless person
9th	whirlingstorm06		320 year old wine
10th	azure_d		A menorah
11th	butterfleoge		A fake ID
12th	butterfleoge		One of those tacky antelope heads mounted on a wooden board
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It seems a lot of people gave me multiple gifts. ^_^ Narnia na 'to... with the fake id and the book of swear words, etc...

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew LiveJournal Username Fifteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!Ew... How unsanitary.*dances a jig on a dead man's chest* Cutlass or pistol? CutlassPistolTorpedoHeat vision What is the name of your pirate ship? Where is your secret pirate base? Jolly Pirate IslandTreasure IslandPleasure IslandIsland of DoomGilligan's IslandWindfall Island What kind of loot do you prefer? Pieces of eight!Bling!Babes!Booze!Crowns and scepters!Target giftcards! What do you and your crew prefer to be called? Freebooters!Swashbucklers!Corsairs!Seadogs!Desperados!Pirates, of course! Parrot or monkey? ParrotMonkeyUnicornKittenT-Rex Argh! Ahoy, matey!Avast!Shiver me timbers!I'll see you to Davy Jones!Argh! Ack! Gah! *thud* Your capable first mate josef_enigma Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold amethyst_water The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past ember_frost Is always the first one into the fray zoobthecube Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship abelli_yahoo Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog rewritethepast Is currently in Davy Jones's locker bob_and_bob The amount of money you make as a pirate $118,134 Fun Quizzes by Lynn at BlogQuiz.Net

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Yay Zoob! :)

Your LJ Friends Future Career LiveJournal Username What do YOU want as a Career? You will Be NOTHING, MWAHAHA Will Be a Voice Acter pinkbunnylove Will be Micheal Jackson's Son's Butler/Maid polayn_jap Will be President imjaw Will be Your Housekeeper butterfleoge Will be Racecar Driver o_O bea__ Will be Spidermanz :O prettierdanpink Chance Spidermanz will kill you 14% Fun Quizzes by Bal at BlogQuiz.Net

Sagittarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

Ouch, that's cheery.

LJ Friends' Hidden Talents! LiveJournal Username Age Number of Siblings (if any) Does the splits five different ways! ancientdaggers Runs up walls abelli_yahoo Has "Spidey Senses" imjaw Swallows a kumquat whole.. without choking amethyst_water Is capable of flight! amethyst_water Chugs entire bottles of scotch imjaw Has a removable limb and hits people with it oatmeal_cookie Explodes things by poking them josef_enigma Fun Quizzes by Maureen at BlogQuiz.Net

Libra Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

How do you do the splits five different ways?

If Your LJ Friends Were Random Objects LiveJournal Username favorite breakfast cereal you have wonz a prize. it is some _____. status updatesheds pastede on yayfruitslollerskates fork orangepopsikel almond josef_enigma sunglasses obliviate crocodile pinkbunnylove rain drop frank velcro ancientdaggers map frederick_andre paper clip oatmeal_cookie Fun Quizzes by miranda at BlogQuiz.Net

Taurus Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

0_0 Time to nap. The quizzes are eating my brain.



Ah, and if I don't get to greet people due to overloaded servers, etc., Merry Christmas! ( Hopefully it will be merry... >_< )

[Points for anyone who knows where that quote came from.]